Writing has always been a hobby of mine and it nearly earned me a minor, but siren song of Advanced Fencing stole the last credit from the English department. While creative writing is my forte, I've written more calls to action, radio scripts, and 30-second tv spots than I dare attempt to count. Below are a handful of tongue-in-cheek articles I've produced in my spare time. Sadly, it never once occurred to me to hold onto past advertisement scripts, so you'll have to settle for a read and a chuckle instead.