Writing has always been a hobby of mine and it nearly earned me a minor, but the siren song of 'Fencing 201: Advanced' stole that last credit from the English department.

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Zero. Regrets.

 

While creative writing is my forte, I've written more calls to action, radio scripts, and 30-second tv spots than I dare attempt to count. Below are a handful of tongue-in-cheek articles I've produced in my spare time. Sadly, it never once occurred to me to hold onto past advertisement scripts, so you'll have to settle for a read and a chuckle instead.